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Sup? I am known as Ozzy to all my friends, and "that weirdo jerk-off" to my enemies. I cannot reveal my real name because I am haunted by the fact that someone is always watching me for reasons I cannot say. Anyway, I live in Texas and it is sort of stupid, but what are ya going to do? I am interested in many things, such as...things. I'm a 2nd degree red belt in the martial arts, taekwondo actually and it rocks! If you try anything new in your life, martial arts is definitely something to consider. Either that or go play mortal combat...that's pretty cool too. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Music is a big part of my very small pathetic life. My absolute favorite singer in the whole wide world is Beck Hansen. No relation to those "other" HansOn boys. I think you should agree that he does indeed rock. If not, buy Odelay at you neighborhood record store, kiddies. Other band that rules is Nine Inch Nails. Trent Reznor, like Beck is very HOT HOT HOT and sexy you should agree. If you do not, go visit your teeny-bobber brittany spears/boy band site right...now. I'm not the type to drool over Leo DiFAGGIO like most girls (and some guys). Other awesome bands are as follows, Radiohead, Kidrock, KoRn, Oasis, Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, Beastie Boys and Limp Bizkit. If you do not know these bands, then I suggest you use this as an excuse to leave my wonderful site and go to your respective search engines and look them up...now. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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I am also really into movies and television! Of course I will tell you what they are! | Now, my favorite TV shows are awesome and you should watch them. Super Friends is the coolest show ever. However, Aquaman and Wonderwoman's secret love affair takes away from the innocence of it all...don't get me started about Batman and Robin. 'Specially Robin...let's not go there. Sailor Moon and Speedracer are also equally rockin'. Those Japanese sure know how to entertain some bored loser at 3:00 in the morning! YEAH!!! On to movies. Me and Se7en's favorite movie is Backdraft. Billy Baldwin is also our favorite actor. Isn't that right Se7en? Billy is especially my favorite actor. *does that tongue rolling thing that makes that weird noise*. Another cool movie is Forrest Gump. I truly love that movie for reasons unknown. I am running out of ideas, that is why this page sucks right at the end. Another cool movie is The Dead Zone with Christopher Walken, who is cool. Now Rocky Horror Picture show is indeed one of the best movies of all times. For more on Rocky Horror Picture show, visit my friend's site. at: http://charmed.acmecity.com/reed/126/ This movie makes transvestitism cool. I'll think of more later, I am tired and hungry. Oh yes, my favorite actors are as follows: Ralph Fiennes, Ewan McGregor, Seth Green, Billy Baldwin and some other guy who I can't remember right now. Guess he isn't that favorite huh?
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